Sounds

BANANAPL.WAV	"Jerry: 'You threw a banana peel at a monkey?' Kramer: Well he started it!"
BUSDVR.WAV	Kramer explaining how he saved "the pinky toe"
HANDS.WAV	"There smooth, creamy, delicate...yet..masculin"
HUGE.WAV	Look at this place!! It's huge!!
IMHIT.WAV	"I screamed out, I'M HIT!!"
MYBOYS.WAV	"My boys need a house"
PIGMAN.WAV	"Jerry, I just saw a pigman, a PIGMAN!!
PROBLEMS.WAV	"I'm like ice baby, when I don't like you, you got problems"
PROCTOL.WAV	"Doctor Cosmo Kramer Proctology"
SAUNA.WAV	"Phew, it's like a sauna in here"
SILK.WAV	"You ever wear silk underwear?"
TELLIT.WAV	"eg eg eg ble just tell it!"
THIN.WAV	"Your thin, late thirties, single 'well, so are you' eg eg blu"
YOUW.WAV	Kramer's famous yow!!
YOYOMA.WAV	"Yo Yo Ma!"
tcb.wav	Jerry: "So what do you do there?" Kramer: "TCB, ya know, taking care of business."
sizzle.wav	"You don't buy the steak, you buy the sizzle."
arrested.wav	"George got arrested, he went down at the Beakmen, he tried to lamb, but they cheesed him."
dancing.wav	Kramer tells Elaine that she stinks at dancing.
recipe.wav	The recipe was for four people, I had to multiply it for 183 people, I guess I got confused!
SMART.WAV	"How could she be smarter then you...?"
ANTRSHOT.WAV	Jerry pleading for another shot with Elaine
AUDIBLE.WAV	"She could call an audible. She got up to the line of scrimmage didn't like the looks of the play and changed it"
CHUNKY.WAV	Oh I know the chunky who left these chunkies....NEWMAN!!
FINGER.WAV	"Damn Moyel, circumsized my finger! the Moyal circumsized my finger!!"
HELLONMN.WAV	Hello Newman...
KNEES.WAV	"You will be stunned 'stunned by soup?' you can't eat this soup standing up"
LOOGIE.WAV	Jerry describing the course of the magic loogie that hit Kramer and Newman the day of game
VOMIT.WAV	"NO, I haven't vommited in 13 years!!"
animal.wav	"I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!
bizaro.wav	Jerry explaining to Elaine about the BIZARO concept.
hooks.wav	Jerry and Elaine talking about Man Hands.
jdrunk.wav	Actually I'm drunk.
callwait.wav	Call Wait
crycry.wav	You cry, and when you see the dancer, you cry again.
ANGRYSEA.WAV	"The sea was angry that day my friend, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli"
ARCHECT.WAV	You know I always wanted to pretend that I was an architect!
BUBBLE.WAV	"Bubble Boy: How you doing over there? Not to good huh? George: OK, Bubble boy, lets play"
DISBIGST.WAV	I know the D is the biggest, I based my entire life on knowing that the D is the biggest
GORTEX.WAV	"It's Gortex! ya know about Gortex?"
HAIR.WAV	When you stick your hand in her hair..is it hard to get out?
IDIOT.WAV	Nobody is a bigger idiot then me
LOVEYOU.WAV	"I love you Sienna 'I'm hungry lets go eat'"
MOMCAUT.WAV	"My Mom caught me 'doing what' you know"
NOTHSAY.WAV	"Hey it's George, I got nothing to say"
PITCH1.WAV	"I think I can sum up the entire show in one word......nothing"
POOL.WAV	"I WAS IN THE POOL!! I WAS IN THE POOL!!"
SALSA.WAV	"It must be impossible for a spanish person to order Salsa and not get Seltza. I wants Salsa not Seltza!!"
TOMATO.WAV	"The tomato never really caut on as a hand fruit"
TOUGH.WAV	George being a tough guy
WRONG.WAV	"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"
bbo.wav	George explaining the wonder that is BO.
megeorge.wav	"My name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents." Woman: "Hi"
arian.wav	George explaining how he is the head of the Arian race to the Nazis."
obrian.wav	"I'm not O'Brian! I'm not O'Brian!"
upto.wav	George saying he's up to no good.
badboy.wav	I'm the bad boy, I've never been the bad boy.
bootleg.wav	George saying that he is a bootlegger.
shocked.wav	Kramer: he's shell shocked? George: oh yeah! but that has nothing to do with it.
DIAPHRAM.WAV	Elaine gets emberrassed
DINGO.WAV	"Maybe a dingo ate your baby, 'what' the dingo ate your bab-y"
GETOUT.WAV	Elaine's famous "Get out!!"
HORSEMNR.WAV	"Skunk? I don't mind skunk 'what about horse manure?' I luuv horse manure"
IMGEORGE.WAV	Oh my god, I'm George! I'm George!
THROUGH.WAV	"Your through soup nazi, no more soup for you, NEXT!!"
life.wav	Elaine explaining how she can't keep living like she is.
promote.wav	I'm afraid I'm going to have to....Promote you! :)
schmear.wav	"A tempting schmear of Jewish delicacies"
COMB.WAV	"I don't know, that job sounds like it may be worth a years free haircuts...and a comb!!"
THROUGH.WAV	Newman explaining the stres of being a mailman
NEWMANKR.WAV	Some classic Newman and Kramer
POSTWORK.WAV	"I'm a United States Postal Worker"
dizzying.wav	I dizzying aray of textures, and moments.
BUBBLE.WAV	George playing with the bubble boy
THROUGH.WAV	Jerry asking Elaine how she could have faked it
FINDBRA.WAV	"Frank: How longs it take to find a bra?! You ask me to get some underware and I'm back in 15 seconds!!"
FRANK.WAV	"I'll show him ASSMAN!!"
NOSOUP.WAV	"NO SOUP FOR YOU!!"
NOSOUP1Y.WAV	"No soup for you!! Come back, ONE YEAR!!"
PRETZLES.WAV	The whole gang trying Kramers line "These pretzles are making me thirsty"
PUSHING.WAV	"Your pushing your luck little man"
SIANNA.WAV	"George: I saw Sianna again Elaine: Sianna?! Jerry: Yeah, he's dating a crayon"
SMASH.WAV	"If I'd known it was for you, I would have SMASHED it to pieces!!"
fargus.wav	"Hello Fargus, hello Kevin."
THEME.WAV	The Seinfeld Theme!!
TUNE.WAV	The very short version of the theme
VANDELAY.WAV	The histerical Vandelay Industries Scene with George running out of the bathroom!!
ohenry.wav	Kramer's Lawyer talking about O'Henry Candy Bars.
borrow.wav	Brody asking Kramer if he can borrow his bat.
itsucks.wav	Frank Costanza making fun of his wife's cooking.
itsucks.wav	Elaine's weird employee talking about killing.
latkas.wav	Frank C.- "I feel like an Phoenix, rising out of Arizona!"
oval.wav	Banya's revised Ovaltine bit.
fist.wav	J. Peterman saying "ohh, my neck is one gargantuan monkey fist"
BEEFO.WAV	Kramer Singining the Beef-O-Rinos song
LITLMAN.WAV	Kramer and George talking about "The Little Man"
DBLMINT.WAV	Jerry says: "Suddenly I've got a hankering for some double mint gum"
FREAK.WAV	Kramer: "Will you stop it man, your freaking me out!"
GUTS.WAV	Kramer: "They will cut him open, his guts will be all over the place!"
YOUTHINK.WAV	"You think you can get soup? Please, your wasting everyone's time"
JERRY24.WAV	Jerry: "Let's cut the bull sister!"
KRAMER3.WAV	Kramer: "Yeah tell me about it soul sister!"
JUNIORMI.WAV	Kramer describing the wonders of the Junior Mint to Jerry
NICEFACE.WAV	Jerry: "She gave you the nice face discount"
SILICON.WAV	Elaine: Here comes Silicooooon valley...
STEINKAZ.WAV	Mr. Steinbrenner breaking the news of George's death to his parents.
THE_PICK.WAV	Jerry arguing with his model girlfriend over "The Pick".
UNHI.WAV	Elaine explaining the unauthorized hi.
COCOBEAN.WAV	Kramer trying to guess George's bank code. VERY funny.
FREEBIES.WAV	Newman: "FREEBIES!"
JUJYFRUT.WAV	Jerry and Elaine talking about the Jujy Fruit Break-up.
KRAMER08.WAV	Kramer: "The little man knows all..."
KRAMER18.WAV	Kramer: I'm ganna press those buttons baby...
SHOWSOVR.WAV	Kramer: "Alright, shows over...."
WHO_NAZI.WAV	Elaine: "Who, the soup Nazi?"
SUPERMAN.WAV	Elaine: "You are not Superman..."
ANSWERM.WAV	The message that George's Dad left on Jerry's answering machine after he thought that George was dead.
DETAILS.WAV	George: "I want details!"
JERRY25.WAV	Jerry: "It's howdy doody time..."
LATEXSAL.WAV	Jerry: "And you want to be my latex salesman..."
MENAGE.WAV	Jerry: "I'm not sure of the pronunciation, but I think it's manag-a-tua.
SNUBBED9.WAV	Kramer: "I snubbed her, women love that, I know women."
STENCH.WAV	Jerry explaining the power of the mega BO in his car.
THREWOUT.WAV	Elaine: "The Soup Nazi threw me out!"
BABU.WAV	Jerry talking to Babu about his Visa application.
BOYSDOWN.WAV	Jerry: "I don't want your boys down there"
COMMIE.WAV	Elaine: "Wow, a COMMIE!"
DOLL.AU	George at the Susan board of memory talking with the chairperson about the amount of money Susan had.
FUNKEY.WAV	Kramer: "Elaine, one trip around, come on, it will be a funkey adventure"
INSURE.WAV	Jerry: "You better give me the insurence, cause I'm going to beat the hell out of this thing."
KRAMER10.WAV	Kramer: "The mother load...."
KRAMER2.WAV	Kramer: "Yeah, I've considered that."
WHYFAIL.WAV	Newman talking about how Kramer could never become a banker.
BIGDADDY.WAV	Kramer: "I'm looking right at you BIG DADDDY!"/td>
CAOS.WAV	Steinbrenner: Next thing you know there is caos, and caos doesn't work for the New York Yakees!
GETBY.WAV	Kramer: "Ohh, I get by.."
IDIOT.WAV	"YOU IDIOT!"
GIDDYUP.WAV	"Giddy-Up!"
LIKEGLOV.WAV	Kramer's lawyer talking about bras and gloves.
NEVBANK.WAV	Newman: "Because you never became a banker."
PULPMOVE.WAV	George: "Pulp can move BABY!"
OUTOFBAG.WAV	Kramer: "The cat.....IS OUT OF THE BAG!"
TRYBRA.WAV	Kramer's lawyer requesting the trying on of the bra.
BAT.WAV	"Your BATMAN!"
BREAK.WAV	Elaine yelling about break-ups.
CREASED.AU	Kramer: "I'm lounging, yet my pants remaine perfectly creased"
DOOFUS.WAV	Kramer: "I'm a hipster doofus..."
JERRY2.WAV	Jerry and George talking about poker faces.
IRONY.WAV	Jerry talking about irony.
KRAM1.WAV	Kramer: "The bus, is OUT OF CONTROL!"
ROCK.WAV	Kramer: "I'll rock their world!"
SIDEAL.WAV	"It's not even frontal nudity, it's sideal nudity!"
UBENICE.WAV	George: "YOU BE NICE!"